Thai food, dish by dish
Every dish explained properly: what it is, what is in it, how spicy it really arrives, and the language for it at every level, from pointing at it on day one to the idioms it powers in native speech. Photos show the real plate.
- Boat noodles (gǔay-dtǐao-reua)ก๋วยเตี๋ยวเรือ Intense small bowls of dark broth thickened with blood (เลือด), pork or beef, noodles of your choice, served i…spice: medium
- Braised pork leg on rice (khâao-khǎa-mǔu)ข้าวขาหมู Pork leg braised for hours in a five-spice soy broth until the skin wobbles, sliced over rice with pickled mus…spice: none
- Burmese pork curry (gaeng-hang-lee)แกงฮังเล The north's slow pork-belly curry of Burmese descent: no coconut milk, a dark braise of pork in a dry-spice pa…spice: mild
- Chicken rice (khâao-man-gài)ข้าวมันไก่ Poached chicken over rice cooked in chicken fat, with a fermented-bean ginger-chilli sauce, clear broth on the…spice: none
- Clear soup (gaeng-jèut)แกงจืด The gentle clear soup that balances every Thai table: soft tofu, minced pork, glass noodles and Chinese cabbag…spice: none
- Coconut pancakes (khà-nǒm-khrók)ขนมครก Little half-sphere coconut pancakes cooked in a dimpled iron pan: crispy rice-flour shell, molten salted-cocon…spice: none
- Crispy oyster omelette (hǎwy-thâwt)หอยทอด Oysters or mussels in a crackling rice-flour batter fried hard on a flat iron with egg, served over bean sprou…spice: none
- Fried rice (khâao-phàt)ข้าวผัด Thai fried rice: jasmine rice, egg, onion, often Chinese sausage or crab, seasoned lightly and served with cuc…spice: none
- Glass noodle salad (yam-wún-sên)ยำวุ้นเส้น Warm glass-noodle salad in the sharp lime-chilli-fish-sauce dressing that defines the whole ยำ (yam) family, w…spice: hot
- Green curry (gaeng-khǐao-wǎan)แกงเขียวหวาน Coconut-milk curry built on a paste of fresh green chillies, galangal and lemongrass, usually with chicken, pe…spice: hot
- Grilled chicken (gài-yâang)ไก่ย่าง Isaan-style butterflied chicken marinated with garlic, coriander root, pepper and fish sauce, grilled slowly o…spice: none
- Grilled pork skewers (mǔu-bpîng)หมูปิ้ง Coconut-milk-marinated pork skewers grilled over charcoal, sold from smoking morning carts, eaten with a bag o…spice: none
- Khao soi (khâao-sawy)ข้าวซอย Chiang Mai's curry noodle bowl: egg noodles in a coconut curry broth, chicken leg or beef, CRISPY fried noodle…spice: medium
- Larb (lâap)ลาบ Isaan minced-meat salad: pork, chicken or duck tossed warm with lime, fish sauce, chilli powder, mint, shallot…spice: hot
- Mango sticky rice (khâao-nǐao-má-mûang)ข้าวเหนียวมะม่วง Ripe yellow mango with sticky rice soaked in salted coconut cream, more cream spooned over, crispy mung beans …spice: none
- Massaman curry (mát-sà-mân)แกงมัสมั่น A slow, rich Muslim-Thai curry of braised beef (or chicken) with potatoes, onions and roasted peanuts in cocon…spice: mild
- Northern noodles in pork-tomato broth (khà-nǒm-jiin náam-ngíao)ขนมจีนน้ำเงี้ยว Fresh fermented rice noodles under a rust-red broth of pork ribs, tomatoes, and dried cotton-tree flowers, the…spice: medium
- Northern Thai sausage (sâi-ùa)ไส้อั่ว Chiang Mai's coiled grilled sausage: pork loaded with lemongrass, kaffir lime leaf, galangal, turmeric and chi…spice: medium
- Pad kra pao (phàt-gà-phrao)ผัดกะเพรา Minced pork or chicken stir-fried hard with holy basil, chilli and garlic, served over rice, almost always wit…spice: hot
- Pad see ew (phàt-sii-íu)ผัดซีอิ๊ว Wide rice noodles wok-charred with dark soy, egg, Chinese broccoli and pork or chicken. The Thai-Chinese comfo…spice: none
- Pad thai (phàt-thai)ผัดไทย Stir-fried rice noodles with egg, tofu, dried shrimp and tamarind sauce, finished with peanuts, bean sprouts a…spice: mild
- Panang curry (phá-naeng)พะแนง A thick, dry-ish red curry, more paste and cream than sauce, clinging to slices of pork or beef, finished with…spice: medium
- Pork satay (mǔu sà-dté)หมูสะเต๊ะ Turmeric-marinated pork skewers grilled over charcoal, served with peanut sauce and อาจาด (à-jàat), a quick cu…spice: mild
- Rice porridge (jóok)โจ๊ก Silky rice congee with minced pork balls, a slippery egg stirred through, ginger shreds, spring onion and frie…spice: none
- Rice soup (khâao-dtôm)ข้าวต้ม Whole rice grains in clear broth, the lighter cousin of jok, eaten late at night or for breakfast, either as a…spice: none
- Roti (roo-dtii)โรตี The night-market flat bread of Thai-Muslim vendors: dough slapped thin, fried in ghee on a flat iron, folded a…spice: none
- Salt-grilled fish (bplaa-phǎo)ปลาเผา Whole tilapia or snakehead packed with lemongrass, crusted in salt and grilled slowly over coals, eaten by wra…spice: medium
- Som tam (sôm-dtam)ส้มตำ Green papaya salad pounded in a clay mortar: papaya shreds, tomatoes, long beans, peanuts, dried shrimp, palm …spice: very-hot
- Sour curry (gaeng-sôm)แกงส้ม The water-based sour curry of the central plains: tamarind-sour, chilli-hot orange broth with fish and vegetab…spice: hot
- Thai barbecue hot pot (mǔu-grà-thá)หมูกระทะ The all-you-can-eat dome grill: a charcoal brazier with a moat, pork fat greasing the dome, meat grilling on t…spice: mild
- Thai suki (sù-gîi)สุกี้ Thailand's communal hot pot: a table-top broth pot, plates of glass noodles, morning glory, cabbage, egg, thin…spice: mild
- Tom kha gai (dtôm-khàa-gài)ต้มข่าไก่ Tom yum's gentle sibling: chicken and mushrooms in a coconut-milk broth heavy with galangal (ข่า, khàa, the di…spice: mild
- Tom yum goong (dtôm-yam-gûng)ต้มยำกุ้ง The famous hot-sour prawn soup: lemongrass, galangal, kaffir lime leaf, bird chillies, mushrooms, lime juice, …spice: very-hot
How a Thai dish name is built
The list above is the dishes that earn a page of their own. The menu taped to the wall of the shophouse in your soi has more than that, hand-written, often with no English and no photographs. You do not have to learn it item by item. Thai dish names are assembled out of a small stock of parts, and once you can hear the parts you can read most of a menu you have never seen before.
The frame is cooking method + main ingredient + qualifier, and it is written in that order. ผัดกะเพราหมูสับ is ผัด phàt, stir-fried, plus กะเพรา gà-phrao, holy basil, plus หมูสับ mǔu sàp, minced pork. In a name built that way nothing is hidden and nothing is idiomatic: the name is the recipe, in sequence, and the shop expects you to read it that way. The names that refuse to work like this are gathered at the foot of this page.
Two things about the order will save you a great deal of guessing.
The first is that Thai puts a describing word after the thing it describes. When the method word comes second it is working as an adjective: ไก่ย่าง is chicken-that-has-been-grilled, ปลาเผา is fish-cooked-in-the-fire, ข้าวผัด is rice-that-has-been-fried. When the method word comes first it is the verb of the dish, and everything after it is what went into the pan: ผัดกะเพรา is a stir-fry of holy basil, ต้มยำกุ้ง is a boiling-and-souring of prawns. Which of the two patterns a dish uses tells you what the cook thinks the dish is. ข้าวผัด is a rice dish. ผัดกะเพรา is a stir-fry, and the rice under it is assumed rather than named, which is why the same food turns up on boards as กะเพราราดข้าว, holy basil poured over rice.
The second is that the final slot is where the choices live. It is usually a protein, sometimes a region or a style, and it is the part you change when you order: หมู mǔu pork, ไก่ gài chicken, ทะเล thá-lee seafood, ไทย thai the Thai-style version, รวมมิตร ruam-mít mixed. A board that reads ผัดกะเพรา with a column of prices beside หมู, ไก่, กุ้ง and ทะเล is not four dishes. It is one dish and a menu of last slots.
Here is the frame doing its work on dishes that have a page on this site. Read each name left to right and the parse falls out.
- ผัดกะเพราหมูสับ phàt-gà-phrao mǔu sàpผัด stir-fry, กะเพรา holy basil, หมู pork, สับ minced. Method first, so this is a stir-fry before it is anything else.
- ข้าวผัดปู khâao-phàt bpuuข้าว rice, ผัด fried, ปู crab. Method second, so this is a rice dish, and the crab is the variable on the end.
- ต้มยำกุ้ง dtôm-yam-gûngต้ม boiled, ยำ dressed hot and sour, กุ้ง prawn. Two method words stacked: it is a soup, and the soup is seasoned the way a ยำ salad is.
- ต้มข่าไก่ dtôm-khàa-gàiต้ม boiled, ข่า galangal, ไก่ chicken. The same soup frame, a different dominant flavouring, a different protein.
- แกงเขียวหวานไก่ gaeng-khǐao-wǎan gàiแกง a paste-built wet dish, เขียว green, หวาน sweet, ไก่ chicken. Both middle words describe the paste and neither describes the taste: หวาน is attached to เขียว and names the pale shade of the green, not the flavour of the bowl. The sweetness a bowl does have comes from palm sugar in the pan, not from the name.
- ยำวุ้นเส้นทะเล yam-wún-sên thá-leeยำ the lime-and-chilli dressing, วุ้นเส้น glass noodles, ทะเล seafood. No cooking word at all: ยำ describes what is done to it after the heat.
- ไก่ย่าง gài-yâangไก่ chicken, ย่าง grilled. Two words, noun first, and an entire roadside trade built on them.
- ปลาเผา bplaa-phǎoปลา fish, เผา burned. Not the fish in the embers but the fish in a salt crust set over them. You break the crust off and eat what is underneath. You break the crust off and eat what is underneath.
- หอยทอด hǎwy-thâwtหอย shellfish, ทอด fried. The batter is not in the name, because the method word already implies the oil, and here that oil is a slick on a flat iron rather than a pot of it.
What the frame never tells you is how hot the dish will be, whether there is fish sauce in it, whether coriander goes on top, or whether the cook reaches for the MSG. Those are decided at the pan and not on the board, and the words for controlling them are further down this page.
The cooking methods
Twenty-four method words, and two more that sit in the same slot on a board without being methods at all. The method word usually comes first in a dish name, and most learners pick it up long after the ingredient words, which is the wrong way round: it tells you what will physically be in front of you. Each one below says what it does to the food and names real dishes that use it.
- ผัด phàt · stir-friedTossed hard and fast in a wok over a high flame, dry, seasoned as it goes. The food keeps its shape and picks up a scorched edge. Thais call that edge กลิ่นกระทะ glìn grà-thá, the breath of the wok, and saying a plate has it is a real compliment. Dishes: ผัดกะเพรา, ผัดซีอิ๊ว, ข้าวผัด, ผัดผัก.
- เจียว jiao · fried in shallow oil until it sets or brownsTwo jobs under one word. With egg it is the omelette, poured into hot oil and puffed up at the edges: ไข่เจียว. With shallots or garlic it means fried crisp and kept aside to scatter over other food: หอมเจียว hǎwm jiao fried shallots, กระเทียมเจียว grà-thiam jiao fried garlic. Dishes: ไข่เจียวหมูสับ, ข้าวไข่เจียว.
- ทอด thâwt · fried in oil until crispFried in oil, usually enough to submerge, and enough that the food comes out crisp rather than seared. Deep in a pot for ไก่ทอด and กล้วยทอด; a shallow slick on a flat iron for หอยทอด. What ทอด promises is oil and a crust, not a particular depth of pan. Dishes: หอยทอด, ไก่ทอด, ปลาทอด, กล้วยทอด.
- ชุบแป้งทอด chúp-bpâeng-thâwt · battered and deep-friedTwo instructions rather than one, spelt out: ชุบแป้ง dipped in batter, then ทอด fried. When a menu bothers with all three syllables it is promising a crust and not just hot oil. Dishes: กุ้งชุบแป้งทอด, เห็ดชุบแป้งทอด.
- ย่าง yâang · grilled at a distanceOver charcoal, set back from the coals, turned slowly, so the inside cooks before the outside burns. Whole birds and thick cuts. Dishes: ไก่ย่าง, คอหมูย่าง, กุ้งย่าง.
- ปิ้ง bpîng · grilled close, in small piecesThe same fire as ย่าง but short and near, usually on a bamboo skewer, usually from a cart. If a name has ปิ้ง in it, expect something small, already over the fire, and handed straight across. Dishes: หมูปิ้ง, ขนมปังปิ้ง.
- เผา phǎo · burned in the fireCooked in direct contact with the embers, or under a crust that takes the punishment instead of the food: salt, mud, a banana leaf, its own skin. Dishes: ปลาเผา, กุ้งเผา, มันเผา.
- คั่ว khûa · dry-roasted in the panTurned over heat with little or no liquid until it is fragrant and dry at the edges. It names both a step and a finished dish. Dishes: ข้าวคั่ว, คั่วกลิ้ง, แกงคั่ว.
- แดดเดียว dàet-diao · dried one day in the sun, then friedLiterally single sun. Meat or fish salted and left out for a day so the water goes and the flavour concentrates, then fried to order. Chewy, dark, salty, and sold from the same window as the crisp things. Dishes: หมูแดดเดียว, ปลาแดดเดียว, เนื้อแดดเดียว.
- นึ่ง nêung · steamedCooked over the water and never in it, so the dressing stays sharp and the flesh stays soft. Common with whole fish and with shellfish. Dishes: ปลานึ่งมะนาว, ปลานึ่งซีอิ๊ว, หอยนึ่ง.
- ต้ม dtôm · boiled or simmeredCooked in liquid. As the first word of a name it means a soup, and the liquid comes with it, fierce or plain; after a noun it only says the thing was boiled, which is why ไข่ต้ม is a boiled egg and ต้ม at a ข้าวมันไก่ counter names the poached chicken rather than the fried. Dishes: ต้มยำกุ้ง, ต้มข่าไก่, ข้าวต้ม, ต้มเลือดหมู.
- แกง gaeng · a wet dish built on a paste or a seasoned brothThe word gets translated as curry, and that translation is where a lot of the trouble with Thai menus starts. แกง does not promise coconut milk and does not promise heat. แกงจืด has no paste in it at all, แกงส้ม is water-based and sour, and แกงเขียวหวาน and แกงมัสมั่น are the coconut ones. What แกง does promise is liquid, and rice to eat it with. Dishes: แกงเขียวหวาน, แกงส้ม, แกงจืด, แกงฮังเล.
- พะโล้ phá-lóo · braised long in sweet five-spice soyThe dark Thai-Chinese braise: soy, palm sugar, star anise and cinnamon, held at a low simmer for hours until the fat gives up. The pot sits at the front of the shop all day and gets topped up rather than emptied. Dishes: ขาหมูพะโล้, ไข่พะโล้, เป็ดพะโล้.
- ตุ๋น dtǔn · stewed very slowlyHours in a sealed pot until the meat gives way completely, usually in a clear broth rather than a thick sauce, often with medicinal herbs in it. Dishes: เนื้อตุ๋น, ไก่ตุ๋นยาจีน.
- อบ òp · cooked with the lid onBaked, or shut into a pot with its own steam, so the aromatics soak into everything instead of evaporating. Dishes: ไก่อบ, กุ้งอบวุ้นเส้น.
- หมก mòk · wrapped in a leaf and cooked in the parcelBuried, in the sense of packed away out of sight. Seasoned fish, chicken or mushrooms folded into a banana leaf and steamed or set on the coals, so the parcel keeps everything that would otherwise cook off. Northeastern in its everyday form. Dishes: หมกปลา, หมกไก่, หมกหน่อไม้.
- อ่อม àwm · a thin herb-loaded stewNortheastern and northern. Meat or offal simmered in a small amount of liquid with dill, lemongrass and chilli until it is neither soup nor curry but somewhere in between. If you see ผักชีลาว phàk-chii laao, dill, on the plate, this is usually why. Dishes: อ่อมหมู, อ่อมเนื้อ, อ่อมปลา.
- หลน lǒn · simmered into a coconut dipA fermented base loosened with coconut milk and simmered down into something thick, mild and salty, eaten with a plate of raw vegetables. It is a dip and not a soup, and it arrives in a small bowl for the whole table. Dishes: หลนเต้าเจี้ยว, ปูหลน.
- ลวก lûak · blanchedDropped into boiling water and pulled back out before it can cook through, so it comes hot and barely set. Used for vegetables, offal, squid and eggs, which is why ไข่ลวก is a soft egg rather than a hard one. Dishes: ผักลวก, หมึกลวก, ไข่ลวก.
- ดอง dawng · pickled or brinedNot heat at all but time in salt, vinegar or a brine. The word usually arrives attached to something that turns up beside a rich dish to cut it: ผักกาดดอง phàk-gàat dawng, the pickled mustard greens on a plate of braised pork leg, and ไข่เค็ม khài khem, salted egg, in the same role. Dishes: ผักกาดดอง, หน่อไม้ดอง, ปูดอง.
- ยำ yam · dressed hot, sour and saltyNot heat at all but a treatment: cooked or blanched ingredients tossed off the heat in lime juice, fish sauce and fresh chilli, which is why a ยำ often reaches you still warm. A ยำ is a salad in the Thai sense, which means it can arrive hotter than anything else on the board. Dishes: ยำวุ้นเส้น, ยำทะเล, ยำรวมมิตร.
- ตำ dtam · pounded in a mortarBruised rather than mixed, so the dressing is driven into the fibres. For the ส้มตำ family it is a tall clay mortar with a wooden pestle; for a น้ำพริก it is a heavy stone one, ครกหิน khrók hǐn. You can hear this method being used from the pavement. Dishes: ส้มตำ, ตำปู, ตำปูปลาร้า, ตำแตง.
- ลาบ lâap · minced and dressed warmMeat chopped fine, cooked briefly, then tossed off the heat with lime, fish sauce, chilli powder, herbs and ข้าวคั่ว khâao khûa, toasted rice powder, which is what gives it the nutty grain. Lao and northeastern, and at home in the north as well, where ลาบเมือง lâap-meuang is a different, spice-bittered dish. Sold everywhere now. It is not always cooked: ลาบดิบ lâap dìp is raw, and so is ก้อย gâwy. If you are offered either, ขอสุกครับ khǎw sùk khráp, cooked for me please, is the polite refusal. Dishes: ลาบหมู, ลาบไก่, ลาบเห็ด.
- พล่า phlâa · dressed while barely cookedThe same dressing family as ยำ and ลาบ, applied to protein that is raw or only just seared. If you see พล่า and you are unsure about raw seafood, this is the word that should stop you. Dishes: พล่ากุ้ง, พล่าเนื้อ.
- ราด râat · poured overNot a cooking method but a serving instruction that ends up inside dish names. ราดหน้า râat-nâa is that poured gravy, over wide noodles unless you ask otherwise. ข้าวราดแกง khâao râat gaeng is the point-and-choose shop where pre-cooked trays sit under glass and whatever you point at goes onto rice, as against the อาหารตามสั่ง aa-hǎan dtaam sàng stall, where every line on the board is cooked fresh when you say it.
- ผัดพริกแกง phàt-phrík-gaeng · curry paste fried, not simmeredA dish pattern rather than a method of its own. พริกแกง phrík-gaeng is curry paste. Fry it in oil until it separates and then put the meat and vegetables in, and you get a dish with a curry's flavour and no liquid in the plate. Worth recognising, because it looks like a stir-fry and tastes like a curry. Dishes: ผัดพริกแกงหมูกรอบ, ผัดพริกแกงถั่วฝักยาว.
The dishes on this site that show these methods most clearly:
The proteins, the vegetables and the starch
The method word tells you what happened. The next word tells you what it happened to. The animal is usually the last word in the name, which makes it the easiest part to swap when you order, and these are the twelve you will meet.
- หมู mǔu · porkThe assumed meat: a board that names no animal usually means this one. หมูสับ mǔu sàp is minced, หมูกรอบ mǔu gràwp is the crisp-skinned belly, หมูสามชั้น mǔu sǎam chán is the three-layer belly cut.
- ไก่ gài · chickenThe second default, and the word to name if you are avoiding pork.
- เนื้อ néua · beefThe word means flesh in general, but standing alone on a menu it means beef.
- เป็ด bpèt · duckUsually roasted, and usually from the shop that does nothing else.
- กุ้ง gûng · prawnAlso the word inside the shellfish allergy sentence: ผมแพ้กุ้งครับ phǒm pháe gûng khráp. Worth having, because dried shrimp and กะปิ shrimp paste are invisible in ส้มตำ and in most curry pastes.
- ปลา bplaa · fishNamed alone or by species. Do not confuse it with ปลาร้า bplaa-ráa, which is fermented fish and changes a dish completely.
- ปลาหมึก bplaa-mèuk · squidLiterally the ink fish. Often shortened to หมึก mèuk on a handwritten board.
- หอย hǎwy · shellfishThe whole bivalve family: หอยนางรม hǎwy naang-rom oysters, หอยแมลงภู่ hǎwy má-laeng-phûu mussels.
- ปู bpuu · crabReal crab, crab stick and salted crab all travel under this word, so it is worth asking which one you are getting.
- ไข่ khài · eggไข่ดาว khài daao fried, ไข่ต้ม khài dtôm boiled, ไข่เจียว khài jiao omelette, ไข่ลวก khài lûak soft-boiled.
- เต้าหู้ dtâo-hûu · tofuOn the board at made-to-order stalls. It tells you nothing about the rest of the dish, which is what the ordering words in the next section are for.
- ทะเล thá-lee · seafood, mixedA qualifier rather than an animal: prawn, squid and mussel together, whatever came in that morning.
Then the vegetables. These eighteen come round again and again, and they sit in a name exactly where the proteins do: after the method, before the qualifier.
- ผัก phàk · vegetables, genericผัดผัก phàt phàk is the catch-all vegetable stir-fry, and what is in it depends entirely on the day.
- ผักบุ้ง phàk-bûng · morning gloryHollow-stemmed, cooked in seconds, sold as ผัดผักบุ้งไฟแดง phàt phàk-bûng fai-daeng, the red-flame version.
- คะน้า khá-náa · Chinese broccoliThick stems, flat leaves. The green in ผัดซีอิ๊ว.
- กะหล่ำปลี gà-làm-bplii · cabbageServed raw beside northeastern food as often as it is cooked, and stir-fried plainly with fish sauce as กะหล่ำปลีผัดน้ำปลา gà-làm-bplii phàt náam-bplaa.
- ผักกาดขาว phàk-gàat-khǎao · Chinese cabbageThe soft leaf that goes into clear soups and hot pots. Do not read it into ผักกาดดอง, which is the pickled mustard green beside braised pork, a different leaf under a similar name.
- ถั่วฝักยาว thùa-fàk-yaao · long beansChopped into stir-fries and into ส้มตำ, and eaten raw on the side. Note the ถั่ว at the front: it is the same word as the one in the nut warnings below.
- ถั่วงอก thùa-ngâwk · bean sproutsThrown in at the last second, or served raw beside a bowl of noodles.
- หน่อไม้ nàw-mái · bamboo shootSour and fibrous, and heavy in northeastern and northern cooking.
- เห็ด hèt · mushroomAny kind. เห็ดฟาง hèt faang, straw mushrooms, are the usual ones in ต้มยำ.
- มะเขือเทศ má-khěua-thêet · tomatoLiterally the foreign aubergine, which is a useful hook for remembering the next word.
- มะเขือ má-khěua · aubergineCovers the lot: มะเขือเปราะ má-khěua bpràw the small round ones, มะเขือยาว má-khěua yaao the long one, and มะเขือพวง má-khěua phuang, the bitter pea-sized ones that go whole into แกงเขียวหวาน.
- ข้าวโพด khâao-phôot · cornข้าวโพดอ่อน khâao-phôot àwn is baby corn, which a กะเพรา purist will tell you has no business being there.
- ฟักทอง fák-thawng · pumpkinStir-fried with egg, or simmered in coconut milk as a sweet.
- แครอท khae-râwt · carrotA borrowed word for a borrowed vegetable. Carrots in the wok are one of the things a ผัดกะเพรา purist will tell you does not belong there either.
- แตงกวา dtaeng-gwaa · cucumberAlmost always raw, on the side, there to cool the plate down.
- ต้นหอม dtôn-hǎwm · spring onionScattered over at the very end, which is why ไม่ใส่ต้นหอม works as a request.
- หอมใหญ่ hǎwm-yài · onionThe large brown one, as opposed to หอมแดง hǎwm daeng, the small red shallot.
- กระเทียม grà-thiam · garlicIn nearly everything, and named outright in หมูทอดกระเทียม.
Underneath all of it is the starch, and the starch has its own vocabulary. ข้าว khâao is rice and also, in ordinary speech, food itself: กินข้าวหรือยัง gin khâao rěu yang means have you eaten, not have you eaten rice. ข้าวสวย khâao sǔay is plain steamed rice, ข้าวเปล่า khâao bplàao is the same thing said another way, and ข้าวเหนียว khâao nǐao is sticky rice, which belongs to the northeast and the north rather than to the whole country.
Noodles are counted separately, and a noodle shop asks two questions before anything else: which noodle, then น้ำ náam or แห้ง hâeng, in the broth or drained with the broth in a separate bowl. เส้น sên is the word for a noodle: เส้นใหญ่ sên-yài wide flat rice noodles, เส้นเล็ก sên-lék narrow flat ones, เส้นหมี่ sên-mìi thin round rice vermicelli, บะหมี่ bà-mìi yellow egg noodles, วุ้นเส้น wún-sên transparent glass noodles, and ขนมจีน khà-nǒm-jiin fresh fermented rice noodles. ก๋วยเตี๋ยว gǔay-dtǐao is the word painted on the shopfront; it is a loanword, and it is dealt with in the last section of this page.
Once the bowl arrives, the four jars on the table are ปรุง bprung, the seasoning you are expected to do yourself: fish sauce, chilli in vinegar, ground chilli, sugar. A bowl reaches you deliberately under-seasoned, and the jars are how you finish it.
Finally the seasonings, because these are what you will be naming when you want something left out: พริก phrík chilli, กระเทียม grà-thiam garlic, ตะไคร้ dtà-khrái lemongrass, ข่า khàa galangal, ใบมะกรูด bai-má-grùut kaffir lime leaf, มะนาว má-naao lime, มะขาม má-khǎam tamarind, กะเพรา gà-phrao holy basil, โหระพา hǒo-rá-phaa sweet basil, สะระแหน่ sà-rá-nàe mint, ผักชี phàk-chii coriander, กะทิ gà-thí coconut milk, น้ำปลา náam-bplaa fish sauce, ซีอิ๊ว sii-íu soy sauce, น้ำมันหอย náam-man hǎwy oyster sauce, กะปิ gà-bpì shrimp paste, and ผงชูรส phǒng-chuu-rót, monosodium glutamate.
Saying how hot it should be, and how it should arrive
The dish name is fixed. Everything after it is negotiable, and the negotiation runs on a small stock of words. This is the part of a Thai menu that is not written down, and it is the part that decides whether the plate in front of you is edible.
Start with heat. เผ็ด phèt means hot with chilli and only that. Hot in temperature is ร้อน ráwn, a completely different word, and confusing the two is how a foreigner ends up with a lukewarm plate of bird chillies. The scale you will actually use runs ไม่ใส่พริก mâi sài phrík do not put chilli in, ไม่เผ็ด mâi phèt not spicy, ไม่ค่อยเผ็ด mâi khâwy phèt not very spicy, เผ็ดน้อย phèt náwy a little spicy, เผ็ดมาก phèt mâak very spicy. Say it before the cook starts, not after.
Be honest with yourself about what those words buy you. Only the first one names an ingredient, and naming the ingredient is the instruction a kitchen takes literally. ไม่เผ็ด and เผ็ดน้อย hand the decision to somebody whose baseline is not yours. At a ส้มตำ mortar the useful instruction is not an adjective at all but a number: ใส่พริกสองเม็ด sài phrík sǎwng mét, put in two chillies. Counting the chillies out loud is ordinary behaviour there, not a foreigner's apology.
The other taste words work the same way, as a bare adjective tacked onto the order: หวาน wǎan sweet, เค็ม khem salty, เปรี้ยว bprîao sour, จืด jèut unseasoned. หวานน้อย wǎan náwy is worth having ready, because it is how you stop a coffee or a tea arriving as syrup. จืด deserves a second look: it is not an insult but a category, which is why แกงจืด is named that on purpose.
Then how it arrives. With any stir-fry the shop may ask ราดข้าวหรือแยกจาน râat khâao rěu yâek jaan, over the rice or on a separate plate. Answer ราดข้าว râat khâao or แยกจาน yâek jaan. Taking it away is the answer to a question the shop asks first: กินที่นี่หรือกลับบ้าน gin thîi-nîi rěu glàp bâan, eat here or take it home. Answer กินที่นี่ gin thîi-nîi or เอากลับบ้าน ao glàp bâan, and add ใส่ถุง sài thǔng, in a bag, if you want it bagged rather than boxed. Portion size is ธรรมดา tham-má-daa for the ordinary one and พิเศษ phí-sèet for the larger one, and พิเศษ is charged as the larger one, so ask what it comes to if that matters to you.
Last, the frame for taking something out. There is a fuller version of this, with audio and with the ครับ and ค่ะ particles, in ordering food and street food; what follows is the short form you need while you are still reading the board. ใส่ sài is to put in, ไม่ใส่ mâi sài is do not put in, and ไม่ใส่ plus a noun is a complete, polite, entirely unremarkable request.
- ไม่ใส่ผักชี mâi sài phàk-chiiNo coriander. Worth saying early, because coriander goes on at the very end.
- ไม่ใส่ถั่ว mâi sài thùaNo peanuts, no beans and no bean sprouts. ถั่ว is the whole bean-and-nut class, but the request is heard as an instruction about the pan, so a cook can honour it and still crush peanuts over the top at the end. For peanuts exactly, name them: ไม่ใส่ถั่วลิสง mâi sài thùa-lí-sǒng, or ไม่ใส่ถั่วป่น mâi sài thùa-bpòn for the ground peanuts that go on last. If it is an allergy rather than a preference, ไม่ใส่ is the wrong frame entirely, because it gives the cook no reason to think about the spoon: ผมแพ้ถั่วลิสงครับ phǒm pháe thùa-lí-sǒng khráp, I am allergic to peanuts.
- ไม่ใส่น้ำปลา mâi sài náam-bplaaNo fish sauce. This is the request that actually matters if you eat no animal products, because fish sauce goes into things that look entirely vegetable.
- ไม่ใส่น้ำมันหอย mâi sài náam-man hǎwyNo oyster sauce. The other invisible one, and it is in a great many vegetable stir-fries.
- ไม่ใส่กะปิ mâi sài gà-bpìNo shrimp paste. The third invisible one, and the one hiding inside a curry paste, mixed in before the cooking starts rather than added at the pan. At a ส้มตำ mortar the animal ingredients to name are น้ำปลา and กุ้งแห้ง instead.
- ไม่ใส่ผงชูรส mâi sài phǒng-chuu-rótNo MSG. A normal kitchen request, and softer with นะ ná on the end: ไม่ใส่ผงชูรสนะครับ mâi sài phǒng-chuu-rót ná khráp.
- ไม่ใส่กุ้งแห้ง mâi sài gûng-hâengNo dried shrimp. Relevant at any ส้มตำ mortar and across the ยำ family.
- ใส่อะไรบ้าง sài à-rai bâangWhat is in it. The question to ask instead of guessing from the name. Expect a short answer, and for anything that could harm you follow it with แพ้ rather than stopping there.
On that last point, be careful about what a dish name promises. It names the main ingredient, and what it leaves out is the seasoning that goes in at the pan. ผัดผัก is a vegetable stir-fry and is very often finished with fish sauce or oyster sauce. แกงจืดเต้าหู้ names the tofu and not the broth it is sitting in, which is usually pork. So do not read a name as a statement about what is in the bowl: ask ใส่อะไรบ้าง, then take out what you need with ไม่ใส่.
If you eat no animal products at all, the two words are กินเจ gin jee and มังสวิรัติ mang-sà-wí-rát. กินเจ is strict and is understood instantly; ordering food sets out what it does and does not cover. มังสวิรัติ is the ordinary word for vegetarian. Neither label does the work on its own. A curry is the hard case, because the paste is mixed before the cooking starts and กะปิ shrimp paste is commonly in it, so a curry is out unless the kitchen is a เจ one or you have asked and been told plainly. At a ส้มตำ mortar the working order is ตำเจ dtam jee, which the stall will understand as no fish sauce and no dried shrimp. And if the issue is pork rather than meat in general, say ไม่กินหมูครับ mâi gin mǔu khráp and follow it with ไม่ใส่หมูสับ mâi sài mǔu sàp, because minced pork turns up unannounced in soups and omelettes.
One limit on all of it. ไม่ใส่ is a preference frame and a kitchen hears it as one. For anything that would actually harm you, use แพ้ pháe, carry it written in Thai as well as spoken, and accept that a shared wok, a shared sauce jar and an open tub of ถั่วป่น make cross-contamination normal at a cart. For a serious allergy that is a reason to choose a different dish rather than to negotiate this one. The full set of allergy sentences, with audio and with both speakers, is on ordering food.
Reading the region off the menu
Thailand does not have one cuisine, and the shop you are standing in front of has usually told you which one it cooks before you have read a word. Four regions, plus the Thai-Muslim strand that came up the peninsula, plus the Thai-Chinese shophouse trade that cuts across all of them, plus the sweets, which are a separate vocabulary again. A clay mortar and a rotisserie mean one thing. Trays under glass mean another. A pot of coconut curry on a gas ring means a third. Once you can place a shop the menu shortens sharply, because each strand draws on a different quarter of the vocabulary above.
Central · ภาคกลาง phâak-glaang
The cooking that travelled abroad as Thai food. Coconut milk and palm sugar do a lot of the work, the balance aimed at is sweet against salty against sour, and the rice is steamed jasmine rather than sticky. The names to look for begin with แกง and then name a paste or a colour, or begin with ผัด and then name what went into the wok, with ต้ม for the soups. This is also the region of the rice-and-curry shop, ร้านข้าวแกง ráan khâao-gaeng, where you point at the trays and it goes over rice.
Northeastern · อีสาน ii-sǎan
You can place this kitchen from the pavement: a clay mortar being worked, a charcoal grill turning chickens, and bags of sticky rice hanging up. Coconut milk barely appears. What you get instead is lime, fresh chilli, fish sauce, ปลาร้า bplaa-ráa fermented fish, and ข้าวคั่ว khâao khûa toasted rice powder. The method words that dominate are ตำ, ลาบ, ย่าง, หมก and อ่อม, the rice is ข้าวเหนียว eaten with the fingers, and the compliment is different too: อร่อย à-ràwy works anywhere, but แซ่บ sâep is the northeastern word for delicious-with-fire and it is the right one to use at this counter.
Northern · ภาคเหนือ phâak-něua
Lanna cooking, and a northerner will tell you plainly that it is not central Thai food. Pork-forward, herb-heavy, built on dry-spice pastes rather than wet ones, and mostly without coconut milk, ข้าวซอย being the well-known exception. Sticky rice again. The giveaway on a menu is not น้ำพริก náam-phrík in general, which every region has, but the northern two listed as dishes in their own right: น้ำพริกหนุ่ม náam-phrík nùm, the green-chilli one, and น้ำพริกอ่อง náam-phrík àwng, the pork-and-tomato one, with raw vegetables and แคบหมู khâep mǔu, pork crackling, to dip into them. A shop advertising itself will simply write อาหารเหนือ aa-hǎan něua, northern food.
Southern · ภาคใต้ phâak-dtâi
The region Thais themselves warn each other about before ordering. Turmeric, ขมิ้น khà-mîn, colours a great deal of it yellow. Fresh chilli goes in hard, and กะปิ gà-bpì shrimp paste turns up constantly. Southern shops elsewhere in the country advertise as ข้าวแกงใต้ khâao-gaeng dtâi, and the trays tend to be darker and drier than the central equivalent. If you have learned that เผ็ดน้อย gets you a manageable plate, this is the region where that assumption stops holding. The names to recognise are แกงไตปลา gaeng-dtai-bplaa, แกงเหลือง gaeng-lěuang, คั่วกลิ้ง khûa-glîng and ข้าวยำ khâao-yam. None of them has a page here yet.
The Thai-Muslim strand
A few lines on most menus and a whole trade of its own where it is concentrated, in the south and in the old Muslim quarters of the cities. No pork, so ไก่ and เนื้อ do the work หมู does elsewhere. The seasoning is warm rather than sharp: cinnamon, cardamom, cumin and roasted peanut instead of lime and fresh chilli, which is why แกงมัสมั่น tastes unlike any other แกง on the board. The night-market end of the same strand is charcoal and a flat iron: ไก่สะเต๊ะ gài sà-dté is the skewer this kitchen sells, the หมูสะเต๊ะ on a Bangkok pavement is the pork version the Thai-Chinese trade made of it, and โรตี is cooked on its own iron alongside. Where the shop is halal it will say so on the sign, and the peanut sauce and the pickle beside the skewers, อาจาด à-jàat, come from this kitchen rather than from a Thai one.
The Thai-Chinese shophouse
Not a region at all, and hard to avoid: it is the shop on the corner of nearly every soi. It came with Teochew and Hainanese migration and it kept its own vocabulary: the wok and the flat iron, the braising pot at the front, soy and white pepper where a Thai kitchen reaches for fish sauce and lime, and noodles rather than rice under a great deal of it. The tells are ก๋วยเตี๋ยว painted on the glass, a metal pot of ขาหมูพะโล้ khǎa-mǔu phá-lóo going brown at the front, a tray of ปาท่องโก๋ bpaa-thâwng-gǒo, fried dough sticks, and a cabinet of hanging roast duck. It is also where the address words change: in a Chinese-Thai market you will hear เจ๊ jée for the older woman running the stall and เฮีย hia for the older man, rather than พี่. ผัดซีอิ๊ว and ราดหน้า come out of this kitchen too, even though they sit on a central Thai board.
The sweets · ของหวาน khǎwng-wǎan
A separate vocabulary, and the section heading to look for at the bottom of a printed menu. ของหวาน is literally sweet things and is the menu word. ขนม khà-nǒm is the everyday word for a sweet or a snack, and it is the front half of a great many of the names: ขนมครก, ขนมชั้น khà-nǒm chán, ขนมถ้วย khà-nǒm thûay. Be careful with it, because ขนมจีน is not a sweet at all, which is the trap waiting in the last section of this page. The building materials are short: กะทิ coconut milk, palm sugar, ข้าวเหนียว sticky rice, ไข่ egg, and salt, which is in nearly all of them, because a Thai sweet is built to be cut rather than left sweet. Ice is its own category: น้ำแข็งไส náam-khǎeng sǎi is shaved ice with syrups and toppings poured over it.
The names that do not decompose
The frame covers most of a menu and then it stops. Some dish names are loanwords. Some are the names of pastes rather than of methods. Some parse perfectly into Thai words that tell you nothing useful about what will arrive. These have to be learnt whole, and the list below is not the whole of it. ข้าวมันไก่ hides มัน, the rendered fat the rice is cooked in rather than the tuber of มันเผา; ข้าวขาหมู hides ขา, a leg; ก๋วยเตี๋ยวเรือ hides เรือ, a boat; and สะเต๊ะ in หมูสะเต๊ะ is borrowed the way โรตี is. What the frame buys you is a first guess at a board you have never seen, not a guarantee.
- ก๋วยเตี๋ยว gǔay-dtǐaoA borrowed word, not built from Thai parts. It names the whole noodle-soup category rather than any one bowl, and everything after it in a dish name is doing the describing: ก๋วยเตี๋ยวหมู, ก๋วยเตี๋ยวเนื้อ, ก๋วยเตี๋ยวต้มยำ.
- ขนมจีน khà-nǒm-jiinIt is not a ขนม, which normally means a sweet, and it is not Chinese, which is what จีน means. It is fresh fermented rice noodles, sold in cold coils, eaten under a hot sauce.
- โจ๊ก jóokBorrowed. Rice cooked until the grains dissolve into porridge, which the name does not hint at.
- สุกี้ sù-gîiBorrowed, and misleading: Thai suki is not Japanese sukiyaki. It is a communal broth pot with a fermented-bean dipping sauce.
- พะแนง phá-naengThe name of a paste, not of a method. It does tell you thick and dry rather than soupy, but only once you already know that.
- มัสมั่น mát-sà-mânAnother paste name, and not analysable in Thai. It is usually preceded by แกง, which is the only part that follows the rules.
- ฮังเล hang-leeA northern name of Burmese descent. Again, the แกง in front of it is the only readable part.
- ข้าวซอย khâao-sawyThe ข้าว is real enough, but nothing in the name prepares you for egg noodles in a coconut curry broth with a nest of fried noodles on top.
- ส้มตำ sôm-dtamA trap for anyone who has learned that ส้ม means orange. Here it means sour, and ตำ is the pounding. Nothing about it says green papaya.
- ผัดไทย phàt-thaiParses cleanly as Thai stir-fry and still tells you nothing: not the rice noodles, not the tamarind, not the dried shrimp, not the peanuts on top.
- ผัดขี้เมา phàt-khîi-maoThe drunkard's stir-fry. What the name is actually pointing at is argued about and no explanation is settled. What arrives is chilli, holy basil and a heavy hand, usually on wide noodles.
- ไข่ลูกเขย khài-lûuk-khǒeiSon-in-law eggs: boiled eggs deep-fried until the outside blisters, then covered in a dark tamarind sauce with fried shallots.
- เสือร้องไห้ sěua-ráwng-hâiCrying tiger. Grilled beef, rested and sliced, with a sharp northeastern dipping sauce beside it.
- น้ำตก náam-dtòkWaterfall, and it means two different things. At a northeastern grill it is a sliced grilled-meat salad. At a boat-noodle counter it is the bowl with blood in the broth, as against น้ำใส náam sǎi, the clear one.
- ห่อหมก hàw-mòkTwo method words, ห่อ wrapped and หมก cooked in the parcel, and between them they still do not tell you it is a soft curry custard of fish and coconut milk steamed in a banana-leaf cup.
- ฉู่ฉี่ chùu-chìiDoes not decompose at all. A thick red-curry treatment poured over fried fish, milder and sweeter than a curry served in a bowl.
- แกงจืด gaeng-jèutBland curry, which is neither bland nor a curry. It is the clear pork broth that sits on the table to rest your mouth between the hot dishes.
- หมูกระทะ mǔu-grà-tháPork pan, which is accurate and is still no warning that you are about to be handed raw meat, a charcoal brazier and a domed grill with a moat round it.
- ไส้อั่ว sâi-ùaA Lanna name rather than a central Thai one, so it will not parse with the words on this page. It is the coiled, herb-heavy northern grilling sausage.
- โรตี roo-dtiiBorrowed, and the same word travels across several cuisines meaning a slightly different bread each time.
One habit closes the gap for everything not on that list. Take the name apart in the order it is written, find the method word wherever it sits, then the thing it is attached to, then the last slot, and if any part refuses to yield, ask ใส่อะไรบ้าง rather than guessing. That is the whole method, and it works on a hand-written board you have never seen.
Next, the language that goes round the food: ordering food, street food, at a restaurant, and the classifiers you need to say how many plates, bowls or skewers.
Want the ordering language first? Ordering food phrases and numbers and prices.